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Welcome to Tristan's website! The #1 source for your favorite smartass!  Use the navigation buttons to reach your destination.  Enjoy! =p

I'm already starting a business just perfect for me.  Its called SmartMouthMedia.com and it is basically going to be like JibJab.com and newgrounds.com (my rolemodels).  However, I decided to make a personal site about me, El Presidente and I didn't wanna waste server space.  Enjoy my fellow Smartasses!

This website is updated frequently unless there is an issue and in that case, my fans like you are screwed.  Hope that doesn't happen.  Wouldn't want anyone to actually have to get off their asses for 2 seconds.

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Whats up?

Here I'll add a note for my fans if I have something important to say. 

This site is in the process of being created, please pardon its appearence for the time being and don't be b****ing to me about it.

Don't hesitate to open your big mouth and let me know what you think of my site (no one in America knows how to not open their big mouthes anyway)

  

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